Sayanora Sagamoto!

We all know that Melaka has been a prominent source of *ahem* exporting *ahem* fine and well-trained youth *ahem* ever since the churches of Malaysia have been established some 4 decades ago *ahem*. Oh well, here goes another one : (

Leong Mei Mae 1989-2009

She's not exported to heaven yet, but unfortunately to Singapore to further her 'studies' kononnya. Actually she's bored with Malaysian food so she run over there to 'cari inspirasi baru'!
Anyway, she's been a 'gila girl' and a friendly friend in the church as long as I can remember her.

She's a poser, like most girls

She has good friends too, like most girls

She loves to eat, unlike most girls

eat..


and eat..

annnd eat :D

She likes to make others look silly sometimes

and sadly, she's forced to camwhore too :(

But most importantly, she's admired and loved by all for her gila gila attitude and her cheerful personality!

Even Pierre Png can't resist her! HAHA!

Btw, she's one lame joker I tell you, seriously. Let me *ahem* enlighten you :)

Mei Mae : Which is the richest country in the world?
Alvin : Erm...Brunei?
Mei Mae : NO LAH! *giggles*
Alvin : Sure stupid wan lah this answer..
Mei Mae : Yalar, hahha!
Alvin : I give up lah.
Mei Mae : Thailand la, because people there like to say Sawadeekap and it sounds like 'suo wo de ka'(swipe my card) in Chinese! *hysterical laughter*
Alvin : =.=" okaay.

Example 2

Mei Mae : Why did the cabbage disappear when the sun come out?
Alvin : I don't want to know
Mei Mae : Coz arh, the sun so hot until the cabbage peel itself until finish! HAHAHAHA!
Alvin : =.=!! rightt.

Example 3

Mei Mae : Which country don't have vegetables?
Alvin : Alright, I bet my life this is gonna be downright stupid.
Mei Mae : HAHAH! So smart lah *grins*
Alvin : I give up.
Mei Mae : China lah! Coz it can be pronounced as 'chai ne?'(where are the vegetables?) AHAHAHAHA!
Alvin : Half my brain cells just committed suicide.

xD lame much?

So, till the next time we meet for makan! I will look forward to your homecoming!

Sayanora Sagamoto!

Pictures!

As promised, here they are! The one and only..OFF-ROAD BIKING PICS! WOOTIES!

Waiting for some 'late-comers'

One group pic before departure, guys like camwhoring btw ;D

Taking 5 under a tree

Biker gang ;D

Posing before take off

"On the road agaaainn~"

Passing by the Ozana housing estate

7 mounties, one roadie and one "ah so"(inside joke :D)

Chowing down breakfast

Refuelling before the REAL challenge >:D

The bikers posing before we enter Hell on Earth D:

Washing the wounds

Guess who's sexy legand wound?

The one and only, SUPERMAN ALVIN LEE!

Caught me off guard, again =.="

Repairing Bong's tire..annoying weih xD

FUUYOH!

And here we are at last, enjoying a filling meal in Shakey's after a day's journey!

Bikers, ROLL OUT!

Today, Alvin makes history once more. He risked his beautiful, hairy legs in the 50km biking adventure from Ujong Pasir to Jasin. He battled swarms of pesky flies and nasty blood-sucking mosquitoes in the heart of the rubber tree estate. He survived great falls and picked himself up only to continue the quest in search of a nice place to shower and sleep called home. He achieved the not so impossible.

Well, so much for corny stuff :D

Today, I had a real time of my life when my biking buddies and I traveled far and wide starting from the Petronas station in Ujong Pasir till the Jasin border beyond Ozana! Our journey began at approx 9-ish due to the heavy downpour. The gang was made up of 8 guys and 1 dog, Leroy Bryan, Jonah, Eric Mah, Kingsley, Kin Mun, Xianyi, Daniel Bong and I with Gin Shen who joined us later. After we're all set and ready to go, we took off with Leroy as the leader. It was still raining but it got lighter however. Many cars fixed their eyes on meus as the 8 hunks blazed down the roads. After about an hour plus, we reached the Petronas station somewhere further up from Ayer Keroh where we zoomed into the entrance of the rubber estate, or in other words, Hell on Earth. I tell you, I had the worst and best experience in my life. I fell down like 3 times. The road were FULL OF MUD AND DIRT.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 250 DOLLAR SHOES???

Sad la wei I see my shoes become so dirty : ( and I was being attacked by countless mosquitoes and flies all the time. What more my left knee has become a food fest for them.
Oh well, after we battled the 9km track, we surfaced into heaven where I saw some roads and civilization after suffering in that hellhole for about an hour. After a rest and fixing of bicycles, we then returned to join Xianyi and Gin Shen who opted to not follow us for the off-road adventure. Later on we took off for Jusco for lunch but Leroy had to balik with Bong coz his tayar pancit D: so after a filling lunch we headed for home where I treated my wounds and reflected on my AWESOME STAMINA AND ENDURANCE lovely and enjoyable outing today :D

Pictures coming soon!

My schooling life

Ahh, here it comes again, time for another crappy update! So, I was doing some documenting with my mom's camera in school and suddenly it came to my mind that I had to take this opportunity to do some lame stuff with it :D so, here goes!

That's me on stage yo!

My beautiful, random anime drawing in my book

Another lovely masterpiece of mine done during a boring Chemistry lesson :D
IT'S BLEACH YO!

Now, we come to some of the embarrassing moments in my schooling career, such as book comments and red marks

This one's a good remark from my gayEnglish teacher

For those of you who think I'm hardworking, think twice

Compliments my previous statement no?


FYI, this ain't my book

Once again, not my book

Love letters in red :D he's just lazy to read

Now we come to the rare artifacts exhibition, where students display their magnificent works of art on wooden desks and stolen chalk

Exhibition 1 : Leornado's latest creation, Randomity

Exhibition 2 : An excellent portrayal of a Malaysian 20 sen coin

Exhibition 3 : Our prized possession, a carved sculpture of a medieval bullet. From chalk

Exhibition 4 : Ancient cavemen carvings dated back to June 2009

And lastly,

The "Spermalisa"

Pressies!

Well, for my birthday this year I received quite a shock when I found out my presents were prepared so properly and with such meticulous detail D: anyway before I present to you their masterpieces, here they are..

The 3 musketeers! Joanie, Christine and Krystle :D

Thanks for coming up with this wonderful present (:

So, here it is..

Ta-daa! A glass bottle filled with clouds and snail shells!

Nah, it's glass bottle stuffed with white cotton and some beauuutiful sea shells hand-picked by Joanie from Perhentian Island. But wait...there's more than meets the eye..

It's actually a long string of shells glued together which forms...

A long string of words! :D it reads "HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY ALVIN"
gg ownage :D

I almost cried when Joan gave me the present :"( luckily my manliness didn't allow my tears to fall down teeheehee >:D
And oh yes, I did receive other lovely gifts from my buddies like a PS I Love You book which was a gift from many and including a bunch of nice cards from EWW-nice, mom and my school buds :D
So..

THANKS GUYS, GAYS AND GIRLS FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE! (: