Saturday, May 9, 2009

-ism.

Beriiibu-ribu apologies for my recent silence :( my gal broke up with me and I went to emo in my closet for a week...
NAW, just kidding :D the internet has been unforgivingly merciless towards me so, I hadn't a chance to update anything! So, I'll begin with something I wud love to call "-isms" which is the art of doing something..like...

Alvinism- The art of putting everyone else first and youself last

Christineism- The art of being SUPER good at disturbing other people

Joanieism- The art of making full use of a mouth

JoRayism- The art of not shutting up

Euniceism- The art of professional camwhoring and posing

Krystleism- The art of attracting guys

Bryantism- The art of attracting girls

Samuelism- The art of attracting girls, girls and more girls

Jefferyism- The art of perasan-ing about his "handsome-ness"

GinShenism- The art of REALLY emoing in the closet for a week

Jonahism- The art of exaggerating everything

Micahism- The art of "over-excessive-addictive" reading

Jonathanism- The art of sitting down in front of a computer for 100 hours

Joleneism- The art of using an unknown but sweet slang

WeiSiangism- The art of "AUHHH-ing" whenever not necessary

Jamesonism- The art of "AUHHH-ing" whenever necessary

Augustinism- The art of making people laugh till they drop from their chair

Allanism- The art of being severely humble

AlvinPohism- The art of not doing homework

Andreism- The art of releasing noxious gases from the "hole"

Estherism- The art of smelling good

Eugeneism- The art of turning everything into a joke

Jaredism- The art of storing excessive lard

KellJimism- The art of "KUM-MIKE"

BroMichaelism- Removed due to extremely violent nature. Apologies for inconvenience caused.

NicholasKohism- No explanation needed

JackLimism- The art of having a big head

WeeSeongism- The art of using a big head

ShenCheeism- The art of kao-ing girls effortlessly

Jasonism- The art of talking rubbish

Joshuaism- The art of "Mariah Carey-ing" in class

CheeKeongism- The art of being downright stupid

KuanYangism- The art of gaying with Silk Shen

SilkShenism- The art of gaying with everyone else

Shimriism- The art of sleeping in class with a pen in one hand and a book in other with your head held up high

WenHaoism- The art of sleeping in class unnoticed

JoelYipism- The art of sleeping in class. Noticed.



more coming soon! :D

3 comments:

SwitchPoint said...

Auuuuuuuuhhh!

Anonymous said...

Auhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Weisiangism, haha...

Anonymous said...

Guess what...
I look the post again for once more...
Frankly, laugh till me death...
Really portray their behavior...
"KUM-MIKE", is this the recent one?
And, how violent is BRO KUM MIKE? How destructive...? Haha, just shoot! He won't visit here...