Beriiibu-ribu apologies for my recent silence :( my gal broke up with me and I went to emo in my closet for a week...
NAW, just kidding :D the internet has been unforgivingly merciless towards me so, I hadn't a chance to update anything! So, I'll begin with something I wud love to call "-isms" which is the art of doing something..like...
Alvinism- The art of putting everyone else first and youself last
Christineism- The art of being SUPER good at disturbing other people
Joanieism- The art of making full use of a mouth
JoRayism- The art of not shutting up
Euniceism- The art of professional camwhoring and posing
Krystleism- The art of attracting guys
Bryantism- The art of attracting girls
Samuelism- The art of attracting girls, girls and more girls
Jefferyism- The art of perasan-ing about his "handsome-ness"
GinShenism- The art of REALLY emoing in the closet for a week
Jonahism- The art of exaggerating everything
Micahism- The art of "over-excessive-addictive" reading
Jonathanism- The art of sitting down in front of a computer for 100 hours
Joleneism- The art of using an unknown but sweet slang
WeiSiangism- The art of "AUHHH-ing" whenever not necessary
Jamesonism- The art of "AUHHH-ing" whenever necessary
Augustinism- The art of making people laugh till they drop from their chair
Allanism- The art of being severely humble
AlvinPohism- The art of not doing homework
Andreism- The art of releasing noxious gases from the "hole"
Estherism- The art of smelling good
Eugeneism- The art of turning everything into a joke
Jaredism- The art of storing excessive lard
KellJimism- The art of "KUM-MIKE"
BroMichaelism- Removed due to extremely violent nature. Apologies for inconvenience caused.
NicholasKohism- No explanation needed
JackLimism- The art of having a big head
WeeSeongism- The art of using a big head
ShenCheeism- The art of kao-ing girls effortlessly
Jasonism- The art of talking rubbish
Joshuaism- The art of "Mariah Carey-ing" in class
CheeKeongism- The art of being downright stupid
KuanYangism- The art of gaying with Silk Shen
SilkShenism- The art of gaying with everyone else
Shimriism- The art of sleeping in class with a pen in one hand and a book in other with your head held up high
WenHaoism- The art of sleeping in class unnoticed
JoelYipism- The art of sleeping in class. Noticed.
more coming soon! :D
3 comments:
Auuuuuuuuhhh!
Auhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Weisiangism, haha...
Guess what...
I look the post again for once more...
Frankly, laugh till me death...
Really portray their behavior...
"KUM-MIKE", is this the recent one?
And, how violent is BRO KUM MIKE? How destructive...? Haha, just shoot! He won't visit here...
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