Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2009

Randomity, the sequel

Ahh, how I love school. It's the place where one learns the good and bad of society :D
Anyway, I've recently got the hang of writing down silly and lame stuff that happens during class, for example..

During BORING BORING bio
Gus : ARGHHHHH!
*everyone turns heads*
Gus : MY CROTCH ITCHES!! *scratches groin*
Me : =.="

Jameson : ARGHH! I've got something in my eye!!SHIT!
Me : Gus! Jameson's got something in his eye!
Gus : :D let's sing a song!!
"When you look me in the eye.."
"I GOT SOMETHING STICKIN' IN MY EYE"
"I GOT SOMETHING STICKIN' IN MY EYE"
"
GOT SOMETHING STICKIN' IN MY EYEEEE"
"GOT SOMETHING STICKIN' IN MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Gus : Hear me roar *stands up, points his ass to us, farts*
Jameson : D:

During English
Brother : So class, celibacy is the opposite of virginity.
*silence*
Brother : and Sebas has lost his virginity to his gay partner.
Class : SILK SHEN!(inside joke)
Brother : No, Andre.
Class : OOOOHH!AHHHH!!!
Joel : BROTHER! Sebas is SEXCITED!
Sebas : Teeheehee, at least I'm not SEXPERIENCED!
Class : *roars with laughter*
Brother : *giggles like a girl* okay class, take out your SEXERCISE books and I mean-
Class : AHAHAHA!

horny geeks.

:D

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

My schooling life

Ahh, here it comes again, time for another crappy update! So, I was doing some documenting with my mom's camera in school and suddenly it came to my mind that I had to take this opportunity to do some lame stuff with it :D so, here goes!

That's me on stage yo!


My beautiful, random anime drawing in my book

Another lovely masterpiece of mine done during a boring Chemistry lesson :D
IT'S BLEACH YO!


Now, we come to some of the embarrassing moments in my schooling career, such as book comments and red marks

This one's a good remark from my gayEnglish teacher


For those of you who think I'm hardworking, think twice


Compliments my previous statement no?


FYI, this ain't my book

Once again, not my book

Love letters in red :D he's just lazy to read

Now we come to the rare artifacts exhibition, where students display their magnificent works of art on wooden desks and stolen chalk

Exhibition 1 : Leornado's latest creation, Randomity


Exhibition 2 : An excellent portrayal of a Malaysian 20 sen coin


Exhibition 3 : Our prized possession, a carved sculpture of a medieval bullet. From chalk


Exhibition 4 : Ancient cavemen carvings dated back to June 2009

And lastly,

The "Spermalisa"