Randomity, the sequel

Ahh, how I love school. It's the place where one learns the good and bad of society :D
Anyway, I've recently got the hang of writing down silly and lame stuff that happens during class, for example..

During BORING BORING bio
Gus : ARGHHHHH!
*everyone turns heads*
Gus : MY CROTCH ITCHES!! *scratches groin*
Me : =.="

Jameson : ARGHH! I've got something in my eye!!SHIT!
Me : Gus! Jameson's got something in his eye!
Gus : :D let's sing a song!!
"When you look me in the eye.."
"I GOT SOMETHING STICKIN' IN MY EYE"
"I GOT SOMETHING STICKIN' IN MY EYE"
"GOT SOMETHING STICKIN' IN MY EYEEEE"
"GOT SOMETHING STICKIN' IN MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Gus : Hear me roar *stands up, points his ass to us, farts*
Jameson : D:

During English
Brother : So class, celibacy is the opposite of virginity.
*silence*
Brother : and Sebas has lost his virginity to his gay partner.
Class : SILK SHEN!(inside joke)
Brother : No, Andre.
Class : OOOOHH!AHHHH!!!
Joel : BROTHER! Sebas is SEXCITED!
Sebas : Teeheehee, at least I'm not SEXPERIENCED!
Class : *roars with laughter*
Brother : *giggles like a girl* okay class, take out your SEXERCISE books and I mean-
Class : AHAHAHA!

horny geeks.

:D